Blade's New Job

Blades Salon SignWith the series being dropped by Spike TV, Blade apparently has abandoned his vampire slaying career to start his own business - a hair and nail salon. The following images are real photos that I took yesterday. No photoshopping has been done (other than resizing).

The photo on the upper left is of the sign showing Blade's new place of work. As you can see, it's located near a massage place, a personal trainer, pastries, and a mattress store.

Blades SalonThe photo on the right shows the outside of the salon. You can't see it in this resized image, but there's a sign that reads "Hair - Nails - Skin". It's unknown whether or not Blade himself does all three services or if he has Shen or others there to help out.

The salon was closed yesterday (Sunday), so he was not available for comment. It was also daytime so perhaps he's running it at night for vampires... who knows?

[tags]Blade photos, Blades Salon, Blade humor[/tags]

Joke: Best Vampire

There were three vampires arguing at the top of a building one dark and stormy night. They were trying to determine which of them was the best vampire.

The first vampire pushed the others aside shouting "I'm the best here. Do u see that man over there? I can finish him in no time." He then flew over to the man and returned fifteen seconds later. With blood all over his cape he proclaimed: "See, finished him already."

The second vampire was not to be outdone. "That's all you've got? Hah, I'm much better than you. See those guys over there? I can finish them in no time." He then he flew over to the group of people and returned ten seconds later with blood all over his mouth and cape. The first vampire was amazed.

The third vampire laughed. "That's nothing! I can do much better than that." He then proceeded to fly off into the distance. Five seconds later he returned with blood all over his face, cape and body. The other two vampires were impressed but before they could congratulate him, the third vampire stopped them, saying "did you see that pole over there? Because I didn't".

[tags]vampire joke, vampire humor[/tags]

Funny Wesley Snipes News Story

Over at another of my blogs, Almost True News, I had previously posted this made up news story about how Wesley Snipes was suing Spike TV because he claimed the Blade TV series was based on his real life experiences as an actual vampire.

Obviously the story isn't true and just for entertainment purposes only, so don't take it too seriously.

[tags]wesley snipes, blade tv series, Spike TV[/tags]